Hello little girl.......

There was a strange man standing outside my daughters school today offering the children lollies. Turns out he was an English cricketer. Poor old poms. They keep inventing games that the rest of the world end up thrashing them at. If I was England I would take the high ground. Just stop playing rugby, cricket and football. Pack it in and refuse to play at an international level. Tell the rest of the world 'Hey we thought it up, and we had some fun but quite frankly we're bored now and it is showing in the way we play, so we're off to think up something else that all you losers will adopt as your national sport in the years to come.'
The international cricket community will be having a chuckle at the Poms and their on field sweetie incident. But not in New Zealand. Down there the Black Caps would love to have a pocket full of Jelly Beans. They get p[aid peanuts at the moment.