Dude looks like a lady

‘Ronaldo under probe’ that was the headline in the paper when one of the world’s most famous footballers was busted after going to a motel with 3 transvestites. I think the first hint he had that they were lady men, was when he caught sight of one of their ‘probes’. No this wasn’t an Eddy Murphy situation, where the boy knew what he was buying. It is a great ad for the Brazilian transvestite community. A better class of tranny. Hats off. But even if they had been real ladies, wasn’t it a bit greedy of Ronny to take 3 back to his room? Isn’t that biting off more than you can chew or are football layers allowed to bring on a substitute in bed if they get a bit knackered?
Lucky for Ronaldo, he didn’t end up chewing on anything. But with the story all over the world’s newspapers his ego must be fairly limp this morning.

What’s your country famous for?

As a country you want to think carefully before you let something have your nations name attached to it. I don’t think the Swiss regret the Swiss army knife. Small, efficient. You cant hide Nazi gold in one but apart from that it’s very Swiss. And the Mexicans can’t be unhappy with the Mexican Wave. It’s a crowd pleaser that gets whole stadiums and hundreds of thousands of TV viewers thinking of Mexico. Belgium got a raw deal when they got stuck with the Belgium biscuit. At least the Afghan biscuit is bigger, made of chocolate and has a walnut in the middle. But is it named after Afghanistan or the Afghan hound. That would make more sense because an Afghan does look a lot like the poo that comes out of an Afghan hound.
This isn’t something you hear very often, but I feel a bit sorry for the French. After all the culinary delights and fine wine they are famous for they got a sliced up deep fried potato named after them. True there is also French kissing and the French letter, but the French Fry must really rip their undies. Cuba got the cigar, but when it comes to national branding you can truly be proud of on the world stage you couldn’t be happier than the South American country famous for it’s beaches, bikinis and mardi gras. Can you imagine a woman saying ‘I’m going to get my eye brows done and while I’m there I might get a South Korean. No, I don’t think so. Brazil can be very happy with their global legacy.