Name Nonsense Part 2. Bear with me this is the last one.

Imagine someone suggesting a kids character called Winnie the Pooh in this modern age. Wouldn't even make it must the first round would it. A character named after excretment? And a bear no less. Does a bear shit in the woods? Well you can bet one with the surname Pooh does. No, Winnie comes from a more innocent time but why hasn't a toilet paper company cashed in on the little guy?