Wrinkly Finger Freakout

The guy who invented the bath probably celebrated by running a nice hot bath and sitting back to contemplate how fricken clever he was. I am guessing becasue it was the first bath anyone on the planet had ever taken that the inventor stayed in there a while and that would have lead to wrinkly finger. Bet he freaked out. Bet he thought that his bath invention also doulbled a some kind of super fast ageing device. Bet he jumped right out, probably forgetting to wrap a towel round him and ran to his wife crying like a baby. 10 minutes later the wrinkles would have faded away and thing would have been back to normal leaving our bath boy feeling like a right wally.
But those 10 minutes would have been the longest of his life.