Saturday, April 10, 2010

Finger lickin God

The Shroud of Turin is goin on display for the first time in 10 years and when i saw it on telly last night I couldn't help noticing that the mysterious image looks a little like Colonel Saunders when he has his contact lenses in.
How many secret herbs and spices are there. 11 or is it 12?
One sure way to find out would be to test the shroud for chicken grease.

Friday, April 9, 2010

To talk of toast

Article I just wrote for the good folks at Media Week about a new, exciting, golden brown advertising medium.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Engrish



It wasn't his driving I rang to complain about.