School sports day me hearties.

The wife told me it is our daughters school sports day tomorrow. Then she said it was also Pirate day. What a cool idea. Every school does sports day. How many do Pirate Sports day? There could be a competition to dig a hole to bury a chest. A running race where you have to keep the parrot on your shoulder. Walk the plank and get points of for the way you jump off. A wooden leg race instead of a three-legged race. The winner could get pieces of eight instead of medals and then we could all drink rum. My wife said the rum was a bad idea because the kids would be too drunk to do their lessons in the afternoon. She rang me later to say it is pirate day next week so sports day tomorrow will be the same old same old. Pity, I was ready me hearties!