Cheers Boris.

Russian embalmers are famous for their work. Take Lenin. He has been lying in state for 83 years and looks fantastic. I don’t think they’ll need to worry about the embalming fluid with Boris, not with the amount of Vodka he consumed over his life. Funny how you can go to jail for driving a car drunk but it is ok to get behind the wheel of a country completely pissed. I always thought it was cool how Boris gave a speech from on top of a tank. George W says he is a ‘War President’ but the best he could manage was a talk on the deck of an aircraft carrier that looked like he was in the car park of a local Mall. He should have been straddling a cruise missile with ‘suck on this Saddam’ painted on the side. Unlike Boris, George doesn’t drink. He gave up booze years ago. Scary eh. Look at the mess he has made of his job completely sober. Kind of gives you newfound respect for Boris.