Showing a stoneage tribesman a goodtime in the city
It’s been a while since they found people living in a remote corner of the planet untouched by civilization. Maybe there aren’t any left. But if they ever find some more and they bring some of them to a city, I think the freakiest experience they could go through would be a ride in a lift. Think about it. You’re taken into a building that is bigger than anything you have ever been in before and made with shiny hard materials you have ever seen. You are lead through this building to a metal wall with a crack running up the middle. A button is pushed and moments later at the sound of a small bell the metal wall splits apart revealing a very small room. You are lead into the room the people with you immediately turn to face the doorway and watch it slowly shut. No one freaks so you keep your cool but then small room beings to vibrate and you hear whirring sounds. Then you hear another bell and the metal wall parts again. But now everything in the room outside has changed. Some of the people in the small room with you get out. Others are waiting for the arrival of your room and enter it. The metal wall closes again there’s more whirring and vibrating at the sound off the bell the wall parts to reveal the room outside has transformed again. Now tell me, how do you explain that to your friends round the fire when you get back to your village? The other toughie would be a revolving restaurant. How to you get your head around the fact that you were taken to the centre of the universe. It was up high in the sky, there were lots of tables. People brought you food and while you ate you watched the entire planet revolve slowly around you.
Could I suggest that if you do find yourself chaperoning a Stone Age tribesman in the future you don’t make his first trip in an elevator up to a revolving restaurant. The two experiences back to back might be too much for him to handle. Why not take the stairs.
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