Squeezing the poo out of the chinese toy industry

So Mattel are the latest company to recall their Chinese made toys because of safety concerns. Lead paint and little magnets that kids could swallow apparently.
I have had a few run ins with the fun police who control the Chinese toy manufacturing safety standards.
Production on my Freddy Mercury squeeze doll was shit down because the authorities found out we were filing them with real mercury.
I had the same problem with content of my George W Bush squeeze dolls. Apparently bullshit is considered a health hazard. Really? Bush has been dishing it out to the American public for years and no one has died…….. Oh hang on.