Coke, KFC an Copperfield.

Do you think someone from Coke has ever met someone from KFC at a party and after a few beers the Coke guys offers to tell the KFC guy coke’s secret recipe if the KFC guy will tell him the secret herbs and spices? Maybe. But if I was the KFC guy I would wait half an hour just to see if the Pringles lady was going to show up cause it would be cooler to know how they are made than boring old coke.
Speaking of secrets, I would like to know the secrets to a few magic tricks. The lady being sawn in half. The bloke chained up and locked in a tank of water. But the freakiest magic trick of all time. The one I would really like to know the secret to, is how David Copperfield managed to trick Claudia Schiffer into going out with him. That was amazing.

Half Arsed Job

Spied tyhis the other day while i was waiting for a taxi. What's the story here. Why go to all the trouble of getting up there and then only do 2.5 letters? Did he get to O and think O MY GOD. I clean shit off signs for a living. And just dropped his cloth (which happend to get blown by a gust of wind onto the P) slid down the ladder and pissed off? Or is he off enjoying a
union approved smoko break after scientists were able to prove in the high court that a sign cleaner can only safely clean 2.5 letters before he loses concentration and the quality of work and the workers saftey begin to suffer?
I don't know. I dont really care now. But at the time i took this photo I was hung over and i thought about for the whole taxi ride.

The future is looking good

At last there is a school for parents who suspect their child is going to grow up to be a real spunk. Super. Plenty of books in these class rooms. But the kids walk around with them balanced on their heads. There is no lunch break becasue the kids are encourgaed not to eat.