When your penis is made of ice you care about global warming.

High in the Himalayas Hindu pilgrims are rushing to see a miracle. The natural formation of a sacred fertility symbol ‘lingam’. Not quite such a miracle when you consider the symbol is phallus-shaped. When something is referred to as Phallus-shaped that means it looks like a penis. Now a penis is a no brainer for a fertility symbol but if you go looking for penis shapes you’ll see them everywhere.

This particular re creation of the phallus shaped Lingam symbol is a stalagmite made of ice. Hundreds of thousands of devotees make the trek to cop a perve at the chilly prick every year during the two months it’s around. Problem is, this year, due to the unseasonably warm weather it is melting faster than usual so the rush is on.

I remember hearing about the picture of the Virgin Mary who appeared in a toasted cheese sandwich. Now that is a miracle. I would travel along way to see something like that. And after the thrill wore off I would probably be hungry so I could eat it. But a stalagmite that looks like a penis. It’s not much of a stretch is it? Have you ever seen a stalagmite that didn’t look like a penis?

Global warming is threatening to wreck the whole party and last year there were allegation that tourism managers made the ice form themselves. But this is just the kind of smart thinking mankind is going to have to employ if he is to cope with the ravages of global warming. Seems to me all those pilgrims would be hungry after their big climb to the cave. Someone could make a lot of money selling toasted cheese sandwiches. Or if you wanted to capture the moment and make the most of the natural resources around you I think you could do an excellent range of flavoured cocksicles.